🧪 Double Review: Permanently Jealous × Bananaconda

This week’s review pairs two standout cultivars from different ends of the flavour spectrum. First up is Permanently Jealous, a funk-forward indica with strong technical performance, followed by Bananaconda, a creamy hybrid from Carmel.

Whether you’re chasing diesel-drenched depth or mellow midday creaminess, there’s something here worth your grinder.

🌪️ Part One: Permanently Jealous

🧬 Introduction

Permanently Jealous (Permanent Marker × Jealousy) is a heavy indica with deep gas, funk, and soap-forward terps. This batch brings a full-bodied experience with a clean burn and smooth, terp-rich smoke.

📊 Strain Info

• Type: Indica
• Genetics: Permanent Marker × Jealousy
• THC: 29.27%
• Total Terpenes: 3.74%
• Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool

🔍 Bag Appeal (8.5/10)

Dense nugs with heavy trichomes and darker tones. Grinds to a strong funk, burns evenly, and delivers a thick resin ring right away.

👃 Aroma (8/10)

Dry pull shows sage, star anise, and gas, with a soapy-clean layer that rounds it out.

👅 Flavour (9/10)

Terps match the nose exactly gas, funk, and soap delivered through a silky, terp-rich smoke that holds to the end.

💥 Effects (9/10)

Indica pressure builds gradually but deeply. Heavy relaxation without couchlock, ideal for the end of the day or focused zoning out.

🔥 Burn Quality (9/10)

White-grey ash, oily resin ring, and zero harshness. Clean airflow and no canoeing just premium combustion.

💸 Value (8.5/10)

Worth the premium ticket if you chase terps, burn, and body. Solid pick for collectors or connoisseurs.

🧠 Final Score: 8.8 / 10

A terp-heavy indica with gas and funk that show up in both taste and performance. Deeply satisfying from dry pull to finish.

🍌 Part Two: Bananaconda (Carmel)

🧬 Introduction

Bananaconda (Snake Cake × Dual OG #4) is a hybrid by Carmel known for its banana cream gas and easygoing effects. Aimed at those looking for a mellow high and silky smoke, this batch is smooth and consistent.

📊 Quick Specs

• Type: Hybrid
• Genetics: Snake Cake × Dual OG #4
• THC: 29.5%
• Total Terpenes: 2.58%
• Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene

🔍 Bag Appeal (8/10)

Frosted buds with even structure. Salt-pepper ash and lighter resin ring suggest good curing and a clean burn.

👃 Aroma (8.5/10)

Banana cream and gas lead the dry pull, with a soft sweetness in the bag. More subtle than loud.

👅 Flavor (8/10)

Creamy and smooth with light banana-gas notes. Not as punchy as the nose, but pleasant and consistent.

💥 Effects (8.5/10)

Relaxing yet clear-headed. A mellow body feel that’s functional for daytime use without knocking you down.

🔥 Burn Quality (8/10)

Burns clean and even. Mixed-color ash with no harshness and mild resin expression. Smooth draw all the way.

💸 Value (7.5/10)

Slightly softer than other Carmel standouts, but still delivers quality and consistency at a fair price.

🧠 Final Score: 8.1 / 10

A smooth, well-rounded hybrid that excels in mouthfeel and chill. Not a knockout, but a reliable option for mid-day sessions or a light reset.

🧾 Reviewer Notes

Both strains were sampled via joint and evaluated across dry pull, bag aroma, halfway mark, and full finish.

• Permanently Jealous stands out for resin output, flavour fidelity, and deep effect.
• Bananaconda wins on smoothness, ease of use, and flavour comfort.

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